Welcome to wethepandys.com. This is the story of the two friends.

PANDYS BIG BOOK

CHAPTER ONE

Once upon a time there were two pandas born on the field. Then one day the bad people, the humans, struck. They tore down their cottages and captured the pandas for M-E-A-T (the pandas don't like to say that). And then the pandas were sent off to another place in China. The pandas lived in Japan.

So they were sent to China where they were raised by giant lizards. Then one day the giant lizard said, "it's time to go off on your own little kids."

"Awww," said the pandys, "but we don't want to leave!"

"You have to, or you might not find out that...never mind," said the lizard.

CHAPTER TWO

So then the pandys went off. They were so excited that they didn't even notice trains to Japan in one hour. Then they saw a tower. A BIG one. The biggest tower they ever saw. And then they said, "the city! The giant lizards told us about that. It's a place of magic and electricity and all kinds of stuff!"

So they went into the city trying to find a job. But when they walked into the city every single person saw them. And they were like, "capture them!!! FOOD!!!"

And the pandys were like, "uh oh we gotta run."

And then they saw another giant tower with bricks that really looked like ladders. Pandy one said, "climb up let's go!"

CHAPTER THREE

Then they climbed and climbed and climbed until they got to the top of the building. Then they saw a giant hawk. And then they were like "AHHHHHH A HAWK."

Then the hawk said, "greetings, my name is black feather."

"Okay, black feather, this is pandy two and I am pandy one, nice to meet you," said pandy one.

"Do you want a ride?" said black feather.

"Of course," said the pandys.

CHAPTER FOUR

Then black feather flew off with them. It was really hard because black feather is not really giant but kind of tiny. And then he dropped them off in a forest. A bamboo one. And then they found themselves in the city of Tokyo (one of their forests). And then it started to get dark. So then they made a camp. They had a lovely rest of the night.

To be continued...

PANDYS BIG BOOK PART TWO

CHAPTER FIVE

"That was the best night's sleep I ever had," said pandy one.

"Yeah, Tokyo is pretty nice to sleep in," said pandy two.

But then they heard rustling. "What is that?" said the pandys. The pandys started shaking. "Is it humans? Is it...um...hunters?"

The bush started rustling more. And then out popped a tiny tiger cub.

"Awww, so cute," said the pandys.

CHAPTER SIX

"ROAR!" said the tiny cub.

"AAAAAAHHHH RUN AWAY!" shouted the pandys.

"he he," said the tiny cub.

The pandys found themselves in a clearing. Then they saw a giant volcano and lava was pouring out of the top. "GAAAHHHH!" they screamed.

"Oh I have an idea pandy one, how about we use bamboos to run away?" said pandy two.

"All right, pick one up, try not to get hungry!" said pandy one.

They ran and ran and ran until they ran to Scotland!

To be continued...

PANDYS BIG BOOK PART THREE

CHAPTER SEVEN

At Scotland they found a secret lair. It wasn't any lair, it was a witches lair! But the pandys didn't know that.

They went inside and then they saw a giant cauldron. And the witch was asleep. And then they gasped!

The witch didn't hear that.

Then pandy one screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

The witch definitely heard that. "How dare you enter a witch's lab!" the witch screamed. The witch pulled a wand from her hat. "Get ready to feel the thunder! And I mean literally!"

Then she waved the wand and struck it to the ground and pointed it to pandy one.

"You're the one who screamed, right?" said the witch.

"Uhhhhh yeah," said pandy one.

"PANDY ONE DON'T SAY THAT," said pandy two.

CHAPTER EIGHT

The witch turned the want to pandy one and turned her into thunder.

And then pandy two snuck up a book that said, "How to reverse spells"

"Oooo that might be interesting," said pandy two.

"THUNDER!" said pandy one.

"Heh heh heh!" said the witch. "Wait, where's that other panda?"

"That's pandy two to you!" Then pandy two waved a wand and turned pandy one back to a pandy.

"Thank you!" said pandy one. "Now let's run!"

They ran until they got to the city.

To be continuned...

PANDYS BIG BOOK PART FOUR

CHAPTER NINE

As we left off, the pandys got to a city.

"Oooooh this is a nice city," said pandy one.

"Same here," said pandy two.

The pandys browsed around the city and they found a store.

"Ooooo I like the store, let's go inside to see what it has," said pandy two.

The pandys went into the store and they saw that it was a bamboo store.

"Huh, would you see that," said pandy one.

"Oooo let's get some," said pandy two.

"I'm not so sure," said pandy one.

But pandy two has already gotten into it and zipped into the store.

"Heeeeere we go," said pandy one.

"Oh, this plant, it has a nice pot, while I would deserve a plate but who cares," said pandy two. "Oh, look at this one, hang on, is this polished, we can't eat that! Oh my gosh look at this it's a bamboo book."

"Let's just go with the bamboo book," said pandy one.

"No way," said pandy two. "We just gotta look through the store."

ONE HOUR LATER

"There, now I want the pandy book," said pandy two.

"Okay, finally," said pandy one.

Then they went outside of the store and then they were running around for no reason and they bumped into the angry zookeeper's face.

"HEY, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS PANDYS," said the angry zookeeper.

"GAHHH," said the pandys.

Then the angry zookeeper chased them. Then pandy one saw pandy two throw the bamboo book at the angry zookeeper's face. They ran all the way to Canada.

To be continued...

PANDYS BIG BOOK PART FIVE

CHAPTER TEN: POLARIKI RETURNS

As we left off, pandy one and pandy two got to Canada and it was in the middle of winter, so the legend of Polariki was hot on flames (metaphor).

"Brrrr it is cold!" said pandy one.

"Same thought here," said pandy two.

Suddenly: "GRRRRREEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!"

"Whaaaaaaaaat was that?" said pandy one.

"No idea," said pandy two.

They both looked behind them and there was the Polariki!

"KKKRRRSSSSHHHHH!"

Pause the story. What's Polariki you say? Polariki is a bear that eats people. There's a legend in Canada. You can look it up.

"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH," said pandy one and pandy two at the same time.

They ran for their lives at top speed. And then they ran into the angry zookeeper.

"Oh come on, why does angry zookeeper get everywhere," said pandy two.

"No idea," said pandy one.

"GGRRRRRR!" said the angry zookeeper. "I'll get you for this!"

But then Polariki went and ate the angry zookeeper.

"YEEOOOWW," said the angry zookeeper.

"Hooray! Polariki ate the angry zookeeper," said pandy two.

"Well, should we join the angry zookeeper if Polariki eats us?" said pandy one.

"I would not like that," said pandy two.

So they both ran and ran and swam and ran and ran into Scotland.

To be continued...

"POLARIKI!" said pandy two.

Pandys president

One day pandy two and pandy one were at the voting booth.

And once they were done there were so many ballots in the pandys box and only one in the angry zookeeper's box.

Yes the angry zookeeper participated.

So then they had a meeting. "And the winner is...very much the pandys!"

"All riiiiiiight!" shouted everybody.

"Boooooo!" said the one person who voted for the angry zookeeper.

Then the pandys went to the president's desk. They liked it there. They had a bunch of meetings. But most of all they liked the house!

The end

Pandys finally find out that their pandy stuffies are alive

One day the (kid) pandys had a playdate. They went to pandy 1's bedroom.

"Whump!" They heard a noise.

"What was that?" asked pandy two.

"I dont know. But it kinda sounded like... WHUMP!" They heard it again.

They looked underneath their bed. Then they saw a blue light under pandy 1's bed. Then pandy stuffy came to life!

She said, "huh? Oh. Hello."

Pandy 1 and pandy two (kids) screamed. "EEEEEEEEEEEE! PANDY'S ALIVE!"

"And also," said pandy stuffy, "pandy 2 actually visited since you did not bring her."

"Oops," said pandy two (sorry my dad did not let me write me and pandy two's name).

Then they made a holiday. Each November 11th would be pandy day. That's when you leave food out on your table (any food that panda's like) at night and see if the pandys have eaten your food.

The end.

Pandys get sandy

"I'm so bored," said pandy one.

"Me too," said pandy two. "We could read a book?"

"Okay," said pandy one, "but the book is wet."

So they continued thinking.

"Let's go to the beach," said pandy one.

"Okay," said pandy two. "Let's go!"

"Are you done packing up yet?" said pandy two.

"Yup," said pandy one. "All set!"

A few minutes later pandy two was walking across the sand when pop! the ground rose beneath her. "Hey!" she said, as pandy one laughed. "Let's play in the water," said pandy two.

"Okay said pandy one."

"Let's go to the water," said pandy two.

"Wait!" said pandy one. "I have something for you. It's a pie!"

"Yum!" said pandy two. "Let's eat! Serve me first."

"Okay," said pandy one.

"Yuck! It's a sand pie!" said pandy two.

"Now let's go to the water," said pandy two.

"Okay," said pandy one.

Splish splash said the pandys.

"Help, it's a rip current," said pandy one.

"I will help you!" said an unfamiliar voice.

"Okay," said pandy one.

Then a whale rose from the deep and rescued pandy one.

"Thanks!" said pandy one.

"My name is Polly," said the whale. "I think you should all get in the shower."

"Shower?" said the pandys at the same time.

"What's a shower?" asked pandy two.

"I think it's like this: sit on my blow hole," said the whale.

"Okay," said the pandys

Then they were blasted into the air with a shower of water.

Soon the pandys landed on shore but then they saw a shape in the sky.

"Hi pandys!" said a gray bird.

"Hi gray bird!" said the pandys.

"I can fly you home if you want," said gray bird.

"Oh yeah," said the pandys.

So they all flew home.

The end.

Pandys go to book club

One day the pandys had a book club. They went to their friend's house and they introduced a book called "Puppets of Spellhorse." After two months, they came back to read more about the Puppets of Spellhorse.

Then they got a new book, "Princess Cora and the Crocodile." Then the book actually came to life! Then there was a princess named Cora and her parents needed to train her to be a queen. Then while princess Cora was getting bored when she was seven she wrote a note to her fairy godmother and then she received a crocodile. Then they dressed up the crocodile and went to do stuff (the stuff was bad).

Then the crocodile met princess Cora again then the crocodile tells everything about what he did then princess Cora gets angry and then the crocodile gets forgiven then the crocodile gets cream puffs and then princess Cora gets a dog.

The pandys were very impressed.

The end.

Pandys at Grandma's house

One day pandy one said, "it's the first day of summer vacation! Let's pack our bags pandy two, we're going to grandma's house!"

They packed their bags and went on a long trip to Idaho. First, on the airplane they saw a cactus.

"Hey look, a cactus!" they said.

They were crossing the desert. Then they went near Idaho. They saw some snow. Then they arrived.

"ATTENTION PASSENGERS," said the captain of the plane. "WE WILL BE ARRIVING AT IDAHO AIRPORT."

"Hooray!" pandy one and pandy two said.

As they exit the airplane pandy one and pandy two see snowflakes falling from the sky.

"Good thing we brought our snow jackets." They put them on.

Then they went on a taxi straight to grandma's house.

"Yay we're here!" they said.

They hugged their grandma and grandpa very tightly.

As they went inside they played with their stuffies. They played dress up in the attic (aka downstairs playroom).

They went and had grandma's homemade cookies and then they went to bed.

"Can't wait for another day," pandy one said to pandy two as they went into grandma's fluffy beds.

The end.

Pandys live in a bamboo submarine

One day the pandys decided to build a submarine. They did and it was not like a normal submarine...it was a BAMBOO one!!

So they started building. They cut down some bamboo trees...and then made a big submarine. They went to the beach and then they went in the water.

"Putt putt putt" it's starting!

They were underwater seeing all the coral and the fish. But then they saw a really big and fat one which actually looked like a panda.

It said, "Pandy one pandy two it's me giant panda!"

It was giant panda! They invited him in. Then the instant that they knew the submarine was gone.

Then they went to the surface because they had floaties under their seats.

"GIANT PANDA! What did you do?" said pandy one and pandy two.

"Um, I...ate...the...submarine?" said giant panda.

"Sigh," sighed pandy one.

"You need to learn how to not instantly eat things," said pandy two.

The end.

Pandys on a train

One day the pandys went on a train ride to go back home from London. They went on the train platform and stepped inside. Then they saw a pig.

"Hey look a pig!" said pandy one.

Then they saw a cow.

"Hey look a cow!" said pandy two.

Then they saw a bald eagle.

"HEY LOOK A BALD EAGLE!" they both said at the same time.

"Hehe! That was funny." said pandy one.

Then a bull was chasing the train. The train driver had to go fast. The pandys actually decided to sunbathe on the roof. And when they went fast...

They flew off!

"AAAAAHHHHHH!"

"Well pandy one, looks like we're going to crash into that cotton candy factory," said pandy two.

Just then giant panda took off all the bricks and concrete off the building. Then pandy one and pandy two landed right on the cotton candy!

"That was even more funnier! Hahahahahahaha," said pandy one.

The end.

Pandys art

Once the pandys decided to paint a picture! So they got red paint...then pandy one squirted a glob of paint on her paper. She accidentally puts it on pandy two's chair...

SQUELCH

"Hey!" shouted pandy two.

So then pandy two went to another chair but there was a paper there too!

SQUELCH

"I made a butt print," said pandy two.

"Wow!" said pandy one.

"Let's hang it on the wall," said pandy two.

"Okay," said pandy one.

The next day the panda art inspector came. When he saw the print he kicked them out of the art club.

The end.

Pandys go to England

One time the pandys wanted to go to England. Then pandy one said, "are you sure? It will take A DAY."

"I'm sure," said pandy two.

"Whatever," said pandy one.

So off they went to London. On the way they watched a TON of movies. Once they arrived they got donuts. They also went on a double decker bus! Then after one week the pandys started to miss their bamboo home in China.

"Let's go," said pandy two.

"Yeah sure I want bamboo, the food here is kind of disgusting (not to be rude)," said pandy one.

So they flew back to their bamboo home in China. They had some English donuts.

The end.

Pandys have a problem

One day the pandys decided to fix up their house. First they cleaned the toilets.

"UH OH!" they shouted when they glanced into the toilet!

"IT'S CLOGGED," said pandy one.

"We need a repair shop guy," said pandy two.

They called a homes repair shop. They said that you never flushed the toilet when you go to the bathroom.

The pandys made a big flush. "FLUSH"

"There you go!" said the employee. "But next time, remember to flush!"

The end.

Pandys in quiz land

One day the pandys went to a fair. They went to this weird giant creepy face and acted like they were dummies.

"Hey let's go into this nice and fun-looking place!" said pandy one.

"Okay," said pandy two.

They went inside then they heard a big shout.

"I WILL GIVE YOU A QUIZ THEN IF YOU ANSWER IT CORRECTLY I WILL GIVE YOU A TICKET TO DISNEYLAND!"

The pandys were scared. Then the voice shouted, "WHAT IS FAT AND WHITE AND BLACK?"

"A panda?" pandy two and pandy one said curiously at the same time.

"CORRECT!" shouted the voice. "HERE'S YOUR TICKET!"

The end.

Pandys St. Patrick's Day

The pandys woke up excited. "TOMORROW IS LEPRECHAUN'S DAY," they shouted. They made traps for the leprechauns. They also got a party for Leprechaun's day.

THE NEXT MORNING

They woke up excited. They ran to see if one of them got a leprechaun. They did! The leprechaun was tall with a green top hat and wearing green and said, "I will you show you my treasure. You deserve it."

They followed the leprechaun to see his treasure.

"Yay! We'll share it with all of our friends."

The end.

Pandys camp out

One day the pandys decided to go camping. So they went out into the bamboo forest and saw a beautiful bamboo tree! So they camped under the beautiful bamboo tree.

"Ahhhhh," said pandy one, sitting on a comfortable chair.

"Ahhhhh," said pandy two, sitting on a log.

"Oooooo, that fire looks nice," pandy two stretched out her arm and then, "HOT!!!!! M-m-m-m-my paw is on fire!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!"

"I'll help!" pandy one said, "I'll dump water on your paw!"

Splooosh!

"The fire is not for touching" said pandy one.

"Okay," said pandy two.

The end.

Pandy 1 loses her tooth

One time when pandy 1 went to the dentist the dentist said that one of her teeth are gonna be loose in five months. She was so excited.

FIVE MONTHS LATER

Pandy 1 went to the dentist again. The dentist said that pandy 1 is gonna have to go to school with a loose tooth and at school she's going to lose her tooth. She was excited.

When she was at school at recess she was doing flips on the bars. When she opened her mouth she found out that one of her teeth fell out! It was her loose tooth!

She went to the office and got a tooth necklace. When she got home she showed her mom. "Wow! You lost your first tooth. Yay!"

The end.

Pandys Chinese New Year

One day in February, the pandys found out that on the calendar today was the Chinese new year. And of course they were going to celebrate it because they are Chinese. Because they're pandas.

Anyway, at the new year they had a giant dragon that scared the pandys out of their socks. Then they had some ice cream that the cone was shaped as a fish. Ah!

Then on the end the dragon on the parade chased them. And because they are pandas they know a bunch of kung fu because of Kung Fu Panda. And so they fought the giant dragon with bamboo and then the dragon disappeared when they finally beat the dragon.

Then they had a happy Chinese New Year, and they hope you do too!

The end.

Pandys fly to the moon

One day the pandys wanted to be astronauts. So they went to get training. They trained for three months because they were very good and they went to each level fastly. So then they went on a rocketship and the rocketship was called astropandys.

BOOOOOOOMMMM!

They went into space and they almost got hit by a shooting star! The moon was beautiful.

"Ouch!" the pandy said.

Then they wanted to eat some bamboo. They went back into their rocketship and ate some bamboo. They were thirsty so they got some water but the water spilled everywhere so they got a straw and slurped it with a straw because the water was floating.

Then they went back to their house and ate some bamboo.

The end.

Pandys go to Spacks

One day the pandys wanted to go to Spacks (Stacks for pandas). They were really hungry so they got an eight-floored pancake tower! They gobbled it ALL. But then they invited giant panda. Giant panda got a TEN-floored pancake stack. Then he ordered ANOTHER one. Until he reached to fifty pancakes. Then panda one and panda two said at the exact same time, "you were even hungrier than us!"

But as they left giant panda sneaked back to Spacks at night...and stole the rest of the pancakes.

The end.

Pandys climb Mount Everest

One day the pandys wanted to climb a mountain so they climbed a reeeeeeeally big mountain known as Mount Everest. So they packed a bunch of stuff and then they climbed. They climbed so high and the winds were so windy that they nearly fell off!

Then a bunch of birds attacked for the food. Then they finally reached the top. Then they saw one smooth trail and guess what they did? They rolled down the hill. When they stopped rolling when they got up to walk to their house they were already at their house!

The end.

Pandys go to the beach

One day the pandys wanted to go to the beach. So they did. So they started to rest. They swam in the waves and then they saw a bunch of shadows. Pandy 1 said, "Why are there a bunch of shadows?" Then she saw it.

"SEAGULL ATTACK!"

They ran. Pandy 1 asked Pandy 2 why they are chasing us.

Pandy 2 said, "Because I put on food spray?"

Pandy 1 said, "YOU WHAT??!"

"I put on food spray!" Pandy 2 said.

"Well, they're going now," Pandy 1 said.

Then the pandys needed rest. But then when they laid down, the seagulls came back again.

"Argh! Why does this keep happening?"

Then they just went back out.

"Huh, I wonder why they did that."

Then they continued resting. But they didn't know that one of the seagulls stole the food spray.

The end.

The night of the living bamboo

One time giant panda went to a bamboo restaurant and ate lots of bamboos. One was left over and got drool on it. Then it got dumped out with a lot of leftovers. Then somehow it came to life! And it grew and grew and grew until it was one hundred feet tall.

Giant panda didn't know about this yet because he was eating the bamboo at home. Then he felt a bunch of bumping. He looked outside and there was a giant bamboo. It looked so giant he wanted to eat it. So he opened his giant mouth and ate it all!

The end.

Adventure of the lost bamboo

One night red panda junior went to sleep. In the morning she found out that she lost her stuffy bamboo. Red panda searched for it all around China. Then one day both of the red pandas found a secret bambooatory (laboratory). They peeked inside and then they saw the stuffy.

Red panda junior just went right and in and did some panda kung fu! King Bambooatoo was guarding the stuffy. Red panda junior did punches, fist pumps, and kicking butt. Then they got the stuffy back. The end.

Pandys get sick

One day pandy 2 got sick. So pandy 1 went to the grocery store and bought her some ice cream. "Mmmmm! Delicious!" said pandy 2. "Uh oh I'm about to...to...to..."

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" said pandy 1.

"Bleeeehhh!"

"What were you about to do?" said pandy 1.

"Barf! Barf! I meant barf!" said pandy 2.

The next day...

"Okay this is weird, I'm sick and you are totally fine." said pandy 1. "Wow weird," said pandy 2

The other day...

"Wow now we're both not sick, how weird," said pandy 1.

The end.

Pandys fly away

One day the pandys went to the fair. They got lots of balloons. Then the wind started to blow and blow and blow...until the pandys flew! They flew so high they could see a hawk. Then they saw an ice cream truck. They went down and then they stole all of the peanut butter chocolate chip ice cream. Then they dropped one...on the angry zookeeper's head! Then the wind started to fade and they landed right next to the angry zookeeper.

The angry zookeeper chased the pandys. Then the wind started to blow again...and then they flew again! "Why does this keep happening?" said pandy 1. "Well, here it goes again!" said pandy 2. "Ahhhhhh!!!!"

They traveled alllllllll the way to Aulani. But first, they went to eat french toast, go to the beach, and go to the lazy river!

Pandys meet their dad

One day the Pandys sat alone at their house. The first panda said, "you know, I want to see our dad."

"Okay!" said the second.

The pandys also made a song like this:

Pandy 1/Pandy 2

We all know how they met. Now it's their life. We made up a song called I'm an ugly walrus. We made books called: Pandys meet their Dad, Pandys get sick, and Pandys Christmas. (Lots more).

Red Panda/Red Panda Junior

Red panda had a baby 2 years ago. It was SO hard. It took 5 hours pushing, came out head first, and got divorced. But she's happy.

One time giant Panda ate 100 bamboos. He was healthy. One time he was 50 ft tall. Wowee! He sure is giant!

Pandy 1's mom knows Pandy 2's mom. So they decided to go mini golfing. Then that's how it began. Pandy 1 met Pandy 2 and Pandy 2 gave Pandy 1 a whale ring. Then Pandy 1 found out that Pandy 2 has the exact same stuffy. The stuffies were Pandas. So they decided to be friends. And then made LOTS of books.

Story of the Pandys

They have three cousins: giant panda, red panda, and red panda junior. Giant panda is VERY giant (like most giant pandas).